Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Massive Attack vs Burial



LOL WHERE CAN I WRITE TO THESE PEOPLE AND TELL THEM THEY CHANGED MY LIFE WITH THIS BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF WORK I CANT HANDLE IT I JUST CANT BYE WORLD I WANT TO MARRY THE PERSON THAT FINALLY PUT THIS TORRENT UP I LOVE THEM I LOVE EVERYONE

GOOD MORNING

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

What even is

the proper use of each other's
each others'?
each-other's?
WHO KNOWS.

I've been up for 12 minutes.

I am not a morning person. I like to sit and enjoy my coffee, read the news, and ease myself into the day. I never was a fan of routines, but this morning ritual stuck with me. But I guess I can't even have that, or any semblance of peace or normalcy, as I am forced to bound down the street in my pajamas because no one can handle my grandmother's psychotic rages with the exception of myself. So the news today can be whatever bullshit spews out of her mouth and we can both sit and shoot daggers at each other and resent each other's presence.

I Wake Up Screaming 1941

Friday, October 28, 2011

This is now my livejournal

I sure do hate feeling stuck.

Monday, October 24, 2011

On the reals

My life is in the toilet and I have neither hope or any shred of contentment left. No sense of direction or progress, just quiet desperation and festering resentment. I didn't mean to make that rhyme. I'd write a haiku but there are just too many syllables and too much lightheartedness and I've exhausted all my playfulness and optimism. I'm growing weary.

Monday, October 17, 2011

LOL IDK HOW TO DEAL WITH THINGS


SO INSTEAD OF SEEKING ADVICE FROM MY PEERS I WILL JUST WRITE SOME HAIKUS

THIS ONE IS CALLED "IM TRYING NOT TO DRINK AND LOSING MY MIND IN THE PROCESS BECAUSE THE ONLY WAY I KNOW HOW TO COPE WITH ANY FRACTIONAL INKLING OF ANY EMOTION ANYONE COULD POSSIBLY FEEL IS WITH SCREWDRIVERS"

NOT ENOUGH VODKA
SHITS ABOUT TO GET HEAVY
DANCING WITH THE STARS

THIS ONE IS CALLED "IM STRESSED BECAUSE I HAVE A JOB INTERVIEW TOMORROW EVEN THOUGH THIS JOB IS COMPLETELY OUT OF MY FIELD OF WORK AND SKILL LEVEL"

SHELVING BOOKS AND TAPES
WHO EVEN GOES TO THAT PLACE
SEXY LIBRARY (-ians) (silent syllable)

THANK GOD I CAN VENT SILENTLY TO MYSELF ON THE INTERNET WHERE ONLY I WILL REREAD THIS IN 3 MONTHS WHEN I LURK MYSELF SO I CAN REEVALUATE MY LIFE

TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR: "I DIDNT GET THE JOB AND MY LIFE IS IN THE TOILET"

Thursday, October 13, 2011

Mellowcreme pumpkins

idk why i ever thought you were so different from candy corn you are pretty much the same thing

unofficial mellowcreme pumpkin blog no regrets

also lol nyu y r u emailing me about masters programs u db u already rejected me fagola i dont want 2 b a social worker and i dont want an M.A. ok i am a scientist

inb4 i settle for being a social worker in 2 months