WELL FUCK...

LOL NOW I HAVE NO CHRISTMAS SHOPPING MONEY, SORRY EVERYONE I CARE ABOUT, OFFICER DICK STUF DECIDED TO BE A FLAMING ASSHOLE.

ALSO SWEET JESUS, WHAT IS THIS, DAY FOUR WITHOUT MY SKYLINES? NO WONDER I'M SO PISSED OFF.

Oh lawd...

Finals week has barely begun and I am already out of Svedka, what is my liiiiife

Alcoholic of the year award goes to me.

Dear Finals...

Go the fuck away. I have NO time to spend preparing an irrelevant and boring presentation because your lazy ass didn't want to teach the last month of the semester (you know who you are you slothful fuck). I also don't have time to read damn books on tiny obscure subjects like oh, the amazon or the Hmong. I ESPECIALLY don't have time to read a 200 page ramble about the existence of racism in America, I fucking live here and I have eyes, I know it still exists, nigger. And FUCK the 27 hundred articles I failed to keep up with this semester because I know you didn't read them either you four-loko-drinking hungover bastard. Here are all of the important things that clearly need my attention more than these trifles:









and finally: