SO INSTEAD OF SEEKING ADVICE FROM MY PEERS I WILL JUST WRITE SOME HAIKUS
THIS ONE IS CALLED "IM TRYING NOT TO DRINK AND LOSING MY MIND IN THE PROCESS BECAUSE THE ONLY WAY I KNOW HOW TO COPE WITH ANY FRACTIONAL INKLING OF ANY EMOTION ANYONE COULD POSSIBLY FEEL IS WITH SCREWDRIVERS"
NOT ENOUGH VODKA
SHITS ABOUT TO GET HEAVY
DANCING WITH THE STARS
THIS ONE IS CALLED "IM STRESSED BECAUSE I HAVE A JOB INTERVIEW TOMORROW EVEN THOUGH THIS JOB IS COMPLETELY OUT OF MY FIELD OF WORK AND SKILL LEVEL"
SHELVING BOOKS AND TAPES
WHO EVEN GOES TO THAT PLACE
SEXY LIBRARY (-ians) (silent syllable)
THANK GOD I CAN VENT SILENTLY TO MYSELF ON THE INTERNET WHERE ONLY I WILL REREAD THIS IN 3 MONTHS WHEN I LURK MYSELF SO I CAN REEVALUATE MY LIFE
TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR: "I DIDNT GET THE JOB AND MY LIFE IS IN THE TOILET"
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