2011, no regrets?

I started to write a heartfelt essay on this year but quickly realized that I sounded like an ungrateful, pretentious asshole and deleted that shit. My resolutions for this year, as you can see if you scroll back to the date in February on which I made them, were something along the lines of "I just don't give a shit!". Needless to say, I fulfilled them with ease; perhaps this is why I stand here now with not much to show for myself. Not even a muddled sense of direction. So here's to 2012 and the hope that I can finally get my shit together (and have more substantial accomplishments than a tenuous job and an inadequate degree)!

Massive Attack vs Burial

LOL WHERE CAN I WRITE TO THESE PEOPLE AND TELL THEM THEY CHANGED MY LIFE WITH THIS BEAUTIFUL PIECE OF WORK I CANT HANDLE IT I JUST CANT BYE WORLD I WANT TO MARRY THE PERSON THAT FINALLY PUT THIS TORRENT UP I LOVE THEM I LOVE EVERYONE

GOOD MORNING

What even is

the proper use of each other's
each others'?
each-other's?
WHO KNOWS.

I've been up for 12 minutes.

I am not a morning person. I like to sit and enjoy my coffee, read the news, and ease myself into the day. I never was a fan of routines, but this morning ritual stuck with me. But I guess I can't even have that, or any semblance of peace or normalcy, as I am forced to bound down the street in my pajamas because no one can handle my grandmother's psychotic rages with the exception of myself. So the news today can be whatever bullshit spews out of her mouth and we can both sit and shoot daggers at each other and resent each other's presence.

This is now my livejournal

I sure do hate feeling stuck.

On the reals

My life is in the toilet and I have neither hope or any shred of contentment left. No sense of direction or progress, just quiet desperation and festering resentment. I didn't mean to make that rhyme. I'd write a haiku but there are just too many syllables and too much lightheartedness and I've exhausted all my playfulness and optimism. I'm growing weary.

LOL IDK HOW TO DEAL WITH THINGS

SO INSTEAD OF SEEKING ADVICE FROM MY PEERS I WILL JUST WRITE SOME HAIKUS

THIS ONE IS CALLED "IM TRYING NOT TO DRINK AND LOSING MY MIND IN THE PROCESS BECAUSE THE ONLY WAY I KNOW HOW TO COPE WITH ANY FRACTIONAL INKLING OF ANY EMOTION ANYONE COULD POSSIBLY FEEL IS WITH SCREWDRIVERS"

NOT ENOUGH VODKA
SHITS ABOUT TO GET HEAVY
DANCING WITH THE STARS

THIS ONE IS CALLED "IM STRESSED BECAUSE I HAVE A JOB INTERVIEW TOMORROW EVEN THOUGH THIS JOB IS COMPLETELY OUT OF MY FIELD OF WORK AND SKILL LEVEL"

SHELVING BOOKS AND TAPES
WHO EVEN GOES TO THAT PLACE
SEXY LIBRARY (-ians) (silent syllable)

THANK GOD I CAN VENT SILENTLY TO MYSELF ON THE INTERNET WHERE ONLY I WILL REREAD THIS IN 3 MONTHS WHEN I LURK MYSELF SO I CAN REEVALUATE MY LIFE

TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR: "I DIDNT GET THE JOB AND MY LIFE IS IN THE TOILET"

Mellowcreme pumpkins

idk why i ever thought you were so different from candy corn you are pretty much the same thing

unofficial mellowcreme pumpkin blog no regrets

also lol nyu y r u emailing me about masters programs u db u already rejected me fagola i dont want 2 b a social worker and i dont want an M.A. ok i am a scientist

inb4 i settle for being a social worker in 2 months

Twentythree

I'll pretend for a moment that this is a blog in which I review albums ok lol I give this one 9.5/10



I hope you Swedes continue to soothe my soul forever and always I love u Carbon Based Lifeforms :')

u r all so gay

not as in homosexual but as in gay as hell

OMG IS THERE PULP IN THIS ORANGE JUICE

I HOPE ITS PULP OTHERWISE ITS JUST SMALL PIECES OF CRAP

SCREWDRIVERS

AND SCREWDRIVERS AND SCREWDRIVERS AND GRILLED ZUCCHINI, LIVIN THE HEALTHY LIFE





Maybe that last pic was a little heavy.....

OMG WHY

DO I HAVE 3 DIFFERENT BLOGS ON THIS SITE WHY DIDNT I JUST COMBINE THEM GOD I AM SO STUPID I SHOULD JUST LAY DOWN AND DIE FOR BEING SO RETARDED

SO I WAS TRYNA FALL ASLEEP LAST NIGHT...

BUT THEN I JUST SIMULTANEOUSLY JERKED AWAKE AND WAS ALSO PUKING LOL WAT

I C U LURKING

THE NUMBER OF JOBS IM REJECTED FROM

IS POSITIVELY CORRELATED WITH THE NUMBER OF EMPTY BOTTLES IN MY KITCHEN LOL LET ME DRAW YOU A GRAPH

LOL JK I WAS TOO LAZY TO MAKE ONE SO I GOOGLED IT BUT I COULDNT FIND ONE SO HERES A PICTURE OF A COOKIE WEARING PANTS, THANKS GOOGLE THATS RELATED ALRIGHT

OH HEY BLOGSPOT FORGOT ABOUT YOU

LIFE STATUS UPDATE EVERYONE



LOL JOKES JK I WISH MY LIFE WAS A ROMANTIC COMEDY ITS ACTUALLY THE OPPOSITE IDK WHAT THAT MAKES IT MAYBE AN UNROMANTIC TRAGEDY THATS CORRECT RITE OK LOL
IS THIS EVEN A ROMANTIC COMEDY IDK WE CAN PRETEND LOL OK BYE WORLD

Chavin civilization...

WAS I PART OF YOU IN A PAST LIFE??? YOU UNDERSTAND ME SO WELL WHY IS THAT? PROBABLY BECAUSE WE BOTH DO TOO MANY DRUGS LOL OK DUALITY & BALANCE YA'LL



EL LANZON 4 LYFE WOW ANTHROPOLOGY JOKEZ

CHAPSTICK AND AVIATORS

SO IM DRIVIN' ALONG DA ROAD MINDIN' MY OWN BUSINESS PUTTIN' ON SOME CHAPSTICK, DOIN THAT CHAPSTICK LIP RUB MANEUVER (PROBABLY LOOKIN PRETTY FLY, U KNO)
INDIAN MAN ON A BICYCLE...
I'M NOT FLIRTING WITH U PLZ DON'T SMIRK AND NOD AT ME...
FOREVER UNCOMFORTABLE

Wanderlust

GOTTA MOVE OUT



how appropriate! DO YOU GET IT, ITS CUZ IM HERE:



WOW JOKES.

Oh hey sobriety....

SHOUT OUT TO SOBRIETY AND TO PANDORA FOR KEEPING ME AWAKE YET ALSO ENTERTAINED AT 3 AM LAST NIGHT.



Kaki King you are divine...

ITS A NEW ZENSUSL YEAR

WOW IM A COUPLE MONTHS LATE BUT IDGAF HERE ARE MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS: