LOL IDK HOW TO DEAL WITH THINGS

SO INSTEAD OF SEEKING ADVICE FROM MY PEERS I WILL JUST WRITE SOME HAIKUS

THIS ONE IS CALLED "IM TRYING NOT TO DRINK AND LOSING MY MIND IN THE PROCESS BECAUSE THE ONLY WAY I KNOW HOW TO COPE WITH ANY FRACTIONAL INKLING OF ANY EMOTION ANYONE COULD POSSIBLY FEEL IS WITH SCREWDRIVERS"

NOT ENOUGH VODKA
SHITS ABOUT TO GET HEAVY
DANCING WITH THE STARS

THIS ONE IS CALLED "IM STRESSED BECAUSE I HAVE A JOB INTERVIEW TOMORROW EVEN THOUGH THIS JOB IS COMPLETELY OUT OF MY FIELD OF WORK AND SKILL LEVEL"

SHELVING BOOKS AND TAPES
WHO EVEN GOES TO THAT PLACE
SEXY LIBRARY (-ians) (silent syllable)

THANK GOD I CAN VENT SILENTLY TO MYSELF ON THE INTERNET WHERE ONLY I WILL REREAD THIS IN 3 MONTHS WHEN I LURK MYSELF SO I CAN REEVALUATE MY LIFE

TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR: "I DIDNT GET THE JOB AND MY LIFE IS IN THE TOILET"

Mellowcreme pumpkins

idk why i ever thought you were so different from candy corn you are pretty much the same thing

unofficial mellowcreme pumpkin blog no regrets

also lol nyu y r u emailing me about masters programs u db u already rejected me fagola i dont want 2 b a social worker and i dont want an M.A. ok i am a scientist

inb4 i settle for being a social worker in 2 months

Twentythree

I'll pretend for a moment that this is a blog in which I review albums ok lol I give this one 9.5/10



I hope you Swedes continue to soothe my soul forever and always I love u Carbon Based Lifeforms :')

u r all so gay

not as in homosexual but as in gay as hell

OMG IS THERE PULP IN THIS ORANGE JUICE

I HOPE ITS PULP OTHERWISE ITS JUST SMALL PIECES OF CRAP

SCREWDRIVERS

AND SCREWDRIVERS AND SCREWDRIVERS AND GRILLED ZUCCHINI, LIVIN THE HEALTHY LIFE





Maybe that last pic was a little heavy.....

OMG WHY

DO I HAVE 3 DIFFERENT BLOGS ON THIS SITE WHY DIDNT I JUST COMBINE THEM GOD I AM SO STUPID I SHOULD JUST LAY DOWN AND DIE FOR BEING SO RETARDED