FLORIDA + LIZARDS.

DEAR EVERY PERSON ON THE ROAD BETWEEN 7:30 AND 9:46 THIS MORNING: I REALLY HOPE YOU SPILL A WARM DRINK ON YOURSELF AND YOUR DAY IS RUINED. REALLY. BECAUSE YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND SPEED LIMITS OR PASSING LANES.

ALSO. LIZARDS. JUST BECAUSE I OPENED THE DOOR AND YOU HAPPENED TO BE HIDING AROUND THE CORNER DOESN'T MEAN I INVITED YOU INTO MY APARTMENT YOU INCONSIDERATE SHIT. I HOPE YOU DIE A HORRIBLE SLOW DEATH BEHIND MY REFRIGERATOR BECAUSE YOU ARE SO FUCKING STUPID AND RUDE AND ALSO YOU SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF ME AND YOU'RE PROBABLY POISONOUS (I SAY THIS BECAUSE I DON'T TRUST ANY ANIMAL THAT HAS A ZEBRA LOOKING TAIL AND IS BRIGHT FUCKING ORANGE). FLAMBOYANT MOTHERFUCKER.



PIC RELATED, ITS MY FACE RIGHT NOW.