Alcohol...

You are a poor substitution for things that are much more pleasant.



BOOOO

Novelty license plates...

why are there so many of you in Vegas?!

Margaret Cho...

You are truly inspirational and hilarious too.



You're also pretty sexy. WHAT MORE COULD I ASK FOR?!

Ready to eat Indian foods...

You rock.
Also, the lady on your packaging makes me laugh.
What more can I ask for?

Youtube...

I've spent way too much time on you.



STOP BEING SO GODDAMN INTERESTING OK?!
I'm lookin' at you skylarkeleven...

Dear every roommate I've ever had...

I'm sorry I suck so hard and steal all your alcohol and snacks :[



Except you, Karri. You deserved it. Fucking nasty ass feet....

Popov...

I've become too classy for you....