Wednesday, September 14, 2011

OMG IS THERE PULP IN THIS ORANGE JUICE

I HOPE ITS PULP OTHERWISE ITS JUST SMALL PIECES OF CRAP

SCREWDRIVERS

AND SCREWDRIVERS AND SCREWDRIVERS AND GRILLED ZUCCHINI, LIVIN THE HEALTHY LIFE





Maybe that last pic was a little heavy.....

Thursday, September 8, 2011

OMG WHY

DO I HAVE 3 DIFFERENT BLOGS ON THIS SITE WHY DIDNT I JUST COMBINE THEM GOD I AM SO STUPID I SHOULD JUST LAY DOWN AND DIE FOR BEING SO RETARDED

Wednesday, August 31, 2011

SO I WAS TRYNA FALL ASLEEP LAST NIGHT...

BUT THEN I JUST SIMULTANEOUSLY JERKED AWAKE AND WAS ALSO PUKING LOL WAT

I C U LURKING

Sunday, July 24, 2011

THE NUMBER OF JOBS IM REJECTED FROM

IS POSITIVELY CORRELATED WITH THE NUMBER OF EMPTY BOTTLES IN MY KITCHEN LOL LET ME DRAW YOU A GRAPH

LOL JK I WAS TOO LAZY TO MAKE ONE SO I GOOGLED IT BUT I COULDNT FIND ONE SO HERES A PICTURE OF A COOKIE WEARING PANTS, THANKS GOOGLE THATS RELATED ALRIGHT

OH HEY BLOGSPOT FORGOT ABOUT YOU

LIFE STATUS UPDATE EVERYONE



LOL JOKES JK I WISH MY LIFE WAS A ROMANTIC COMEDY ITS ACTUALLY THE OPPOSITE IDK WHAT THAT MAKES IT MAYBE AN UNROMANTIC TRAGEDY THATS CORRECT RITE OK LOL
IS THIS EVEN A ROMANTIC COMEDY IDK WE CAN PRETEND LOL OK BYE WORLD