THE NUMBER OF JOBS IM REJECTED FROM

IS POSITIVELY CORRELATED WITH THE NUMBER OF EMPTY BOTTLES IN MY KITCHEN LOL LET ME DRAW YOU A GRAPH

LOL JK I WAS TOO LAZY TO MAKE ONE SO I GOOGLED IT BUT I COULDNT FIND ONE SO HERES A PICTURE OF A COOKIE WEARING PANTS, THANKS GOOGLE THATS RELATED ALRIGHT

OH HEY BLOGSPOT FORGOT ABOUT YOU

LIFE STATUS UPDATE EVERYONE



LOL JOKES JK I WISH MY LIFE WAS A ROMANTIC COMEDY ITS ACTUALLY THE OPPOSITE IDK WHAT THAT MAKES IT MAYBE AN UNROMANTIC TRAGEDY THATS CORRECT RITE OK LOL
IS THIS EVEN A ROMANTIC COMEDY IDK WE CAN PRETEND LOL OK BYE WORLD

Chavin civilization...

WAS I PART OF YOU IN A PAST LIFE??? YOU UNDERSTAND ME SO WELL WHY IS THAT? PROBABLY BECAUSE WE BOTH DO TOO MANY DRUGS LOL OK DUALITY & BALANCE YA'LL



EL LANZON 4 LYFE WOW ANTHROPOLOGY JOKEZ

CHAPSTICK AND AVIATORS

SO IM DRIVIN' ALONG DA ROAD MINDIN' MY OWN BUSINESS PUTTIN' ON SOME CHAPSTICK, DOIN THAT CHAPSTICK LIP RUB MANEUVER (PROBABLY LOOKIN PRETTY FLY, U KNO)
INDIAN MAN ON A BICYCLE...
I'M NOT FLIRTING WITH U PLZ DON'T SMIRK AND NOD AT ME...
FOREVER UNCOMFORTABLE

Wanderlust

GOTTA MOVE OUT



how appropriate! DO YOU GET IT, ITS CUZ IM HERE:



WOW JOKES.

Oh hey sobriety....

SHOUT OUT TO SOBRIETY AND TO PANDORA FOR KEEPING ME AWAKE YET ALSO ENTERTAINED AT 3 AM LAST NIGHT.



Kaki King you are divine...

ITS A NEW ZENSUSL YEAR

WOW IM A COUPLE MONTHS LATE BUT IDGAF HERE ARE MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS: